I was driving in the car this morning with the radio on.  There’s a man and woman doing their normal morning talk-show routine.  One of them mentions that there was recently a panty theif in a town about 20 minutes up the road from me.  When he said the robbery got national attention I had to find out about it.

Apparently a man in Ceres California was arrested for robbery when he was caught walking down the sidewalk just a few blocks from the home he had broken into.  The police caught him with jewelry and money in his pockets and funnier yet, they found one of his pockets was stuffed with 4 pairs of ladies panties.

This cracks me up!  How many times have we heard about home invasions involving panty theft?  It’s becoming more and more commonplace.

In Japan panty theft happens in the laundry mat.  It happens so much that there are signs posted in some coin laundrys warning people to watch out for panty theft.  I wonder if the websites that sell dirty, worn panties get them by sending others out to steal panties from the laundry mat?  That’s one way to cut the cost of overhead.

Columbia has an entire gang of panty theives.  They are literally a gang.  A real, honest to goodness gang whose only mission is to steal panties.  I bet THEY sell them.

I googled panty theft and found something that made me laugh my ass off.  On a message board a woman claims to have discovered a co-worker’s secret stash of stolen panties in a toolbox.  Who does that?  I have to know!

I have to admit that I, the Tater Lady, was once the victim of panty theft.  I was married to my first husband and we were going through a divorce.  He got so pissed of at me for having his ass thrown in jail that one day while I was at work he broke in and stole all of my clothing, my contact lenses, my imported coffee and my panties. I told the police that if they found him and he was wearing my panties I didn’t want to know.

As of right now, I still don’t understand what the appeal is in stealing someone’s panties.  How do you know the woman who wore those panties didn’t have a yeast infection?  How do you know those are clean panties?  If they are clean panties then stealing them so you can smell them is pointless because the only thing you’re going to smell is laundry detergent.

To sum this all up I came across a website called, The Body where Dr. Frascino counsels people on a category titled Used Panties.  He gives advice to one guy that found a pair of used panties and wanted to lick them. In fact he gives out advice to several people interested in licking used panties.

I now love the panty fetish.  It can’t get any better or funnier than that!

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