There are times when only a janitor’s broom closet will do.
Maybe you’ve been thinking about having wild monkey sex with that sexy new intern who resides in the cubicle in the back of the office. Sure he’s not exactly husband material but he’s good for a shag or two. The two of you sneak off to the janitor’s closet for a dirty little rendezvous at lunch time so you can pound the flesh amidst floor wax, paper towels and window cleaner.
Perhaps you and your significant other are strolling down the mall, hand in hand when the urgent desire to jump each other’s bones hits you. You could go home but as you meander past the shops you spy the janitor’s closet and the door is ajar. The same thought crosses both of your minds at the same exact time so you take advantage of it.
Could be that you’ve just had one hell of a date with someone that’s been your best friend for the last 7 years when you suddenly realize how incredibly sexy and important they are to you. You grab your friend and find the janitor’s closet in the back of the theater.
And then you get caught. Like George Michaels in the men’s room at a rest area. So, what do you do? You could yank your pants back on and run out of there like you’re butt’s on fire or you could try one of these handy solutions.
1. Moan ecstatically as loud as you can. Throw back your head and scream “I’m Coming!” at the top of your lungs. If you have the ability to reach opera-like octaves…Read the rest
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