The list of things you shouldn’t do in a janitor’s broom closet isn’t all that long. Or hard to figure out but just in case your brain has turned into mush and you don’t know how to behave here are 10 of the things on that list.
10. Barbecue chicken. Why would you? Can’t you find Kentucky Fried Chicken? I hear they have a great bucket of wings. I won’t bother questioning your decision to fire up the barby in the janitor’s broom closet rather than you own back yard.
9. Tools are not necessarily all that erotic, at least not the ones found in a broom closet. So it’s probably a good idea to hold off on that 9 ½ weeks re-enactment until you get home.
8. Okay, I should probably rescind #9 on this list because according to Jenny Corvette a Craftsman screwdriver in quite erotic. She had a hot and heavy romance with one and even wrote a thank you letter to the manufacturers.
7. Set off fireworks…Read the rest
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