How to Take a Vibrator on a Plane
Tater Lady
Traveling with sex toys, vibrators in particular, has the potential to turn from greatly anticipated vacation to sexually humiliating nightmare rather quickly. Airport security is working more diligently to find strange, possibly dangerous, items in passenger’s luggage these days. Here’s the right way to travel with your favorite sex toy.
Packing sex toys and vibrators
You should never just toss your toys into your suitcase. Each toy should be packed with precision. There are two kinds of packing materials to take into consideration.
1. A cloth bag. Any soft, clean cloth bag will do. You can even use those purple drawstring bags that Crown Royal Whiskey comes in. A cloth bag will protect your vibrator from getting travel grime on it as well as keep any existing cords from getting tangled in your personal items. Note about ordinary cloth bags. These will not keep your vibrators from showing up on the x-ray machine.
2. Cleverly disguised sex toys. You can purchase vibrators that look like ordinary hair brushes, a tube of lipstick or even a sports massager. Typically
security sees these things and pays them no attention.
Where to pack a vibrator
First of all never pack your vibrator in your carry on luggage unless you have no other choice and I can’t image a scenario where you will be tortured and shot if you don’t bring it.
If your trip is so short that you don’t have any luggage to check in then check in your carry on and only carry on what you can put in your pockets.
In other words don’t ever carry on a vibrator or sex toy, always check them in. When you go through security checks at the airport, your carry on bag, shoes and anything in your pockets have to be put in small bins and passed through an x-ray machines. Some toys have the potential to look like weapons as they are x-rayed…Read the rest
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
These are some good steps to follow, especially if you’re a bit shy about others seeing your sex toys (as 99% of people are). Just remember, these TSA folk have seen a ton of crazy things, including entire bags full of porn and adult products. So really, if you think about it, a TSA seeing a small vibrator in your bag really shouldn’t matter to you, there may be a small amount of embarrassment on your part as they actually look at it, but they won’t think twice about it and you will forget about it pretty quickly if you don’t dwell on it.
So, as the articles states, I would recommend checking your toys unless you don’t have checked baggage, but I wouldn’t recommend checking your carry-on, as someone who works in the airline business I see more problems when carry-on bags are checked.