New York Governor Eliot Spitzer took the podium on Monday to apologize to the American People for his inappropriate sexual conquests with prostitutes, his wife Silda Spitzer at his side.
While her husband, New York village idiot, Eliot Spitzer, spoke of healing himself and his family she looked on with nary a word. Her silence has shocked many people causing theories to be thrown here and there, willy-nilly to the wind. Now, I offer you a few of my own theories on why this woman would remain silent.
Theory #1
We’ve seen wives of politicians at the podium before. They’ve become an armband accessory of wholesomeness in these cases, dangled like a $2 bracelet in front of the public to show how a cheating man really just loves his wife - and his whore.
Silda Spitzer joined the ranks of other…Read the rest


























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