That’s what she said! I swear it. My friend Rhonda had been stalking this guy for weeks. Now I know why.

Apparently he has “the fucking weirdest looking mole under his eye” that caught her attention. It doesn’t take much with Rhonda.

Rhonda’s sort of a skank. She’s been my best friend for about 13 years and even way back then she was a skank. That’s probably why we get along so well, I”m a wanna be skank and she’s dying to get in my pants. She’s been trying to get in my pants for the whole 13 years I’ve known her. Her husband accepts this fact and I believe if it were to happen he wouldn’t be all that upset by it. Neither would mine.

Anyway Rhonda moved several states away about 8 years ago so now we only get to talk on the phone once in a while. The miles of separation is the only reason I haven’t been ravished by Rhonda – or so she says.

We were jawjacking on the phone the other day when she confessed to me her obsession with this strange man’s mole.

Mole man works in the same casino as Rhonda. According to her the first time she met him she noticed his mole and couldn’t stop staring at it. Now she’s taking lunch when he does, follows him around the casino and even asked him if she could touch it.

He said yes and she did. Touch his mole that is.

While Rhonda is telling me about her new fascination I hear her husband in the background saying, “You’re fucking sick Rhonda!”

And people think I’m weird. I think I just have weird friends.

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