Today’s news is really fucked up.  Let me share this with you…

Nigerian Goat Implicated for Grand Theft Auto - I don’t make this shit up!  So there was these 2 guys in Nigeria. They stole a car.   According to the police they cornered the 2 would-be car theives and one of them turned into a goat.

The Police then paraded the goat around in public and got his mugshot.  Wondering what happened to the other car theif?  He escaped and the State Police aren’t talking about it.  Read it for yourself.

Bodyguard Tattle Tells on Angelina Jolie -   Yea it’s true.  You have to be living under a rock to have not heard about this.  One of Angelina Jolie’s former - and disgruntled might I add - bodyguards has decided to write a book, which in itself is funny about supposed naughty secrets Angelina has kept from Brad Pitt.  

Somehow I get the feeling he knows all about it and it doesn’t bother him a bit.  Dumbass bodyguard.  See here.

Woman Jailed for Not Returning a Library Book -  Don’t believe me? It’s true.  A woman in Illinois checked out The Freedom Writers Diary from her local library.    The librarians didn’t like that she ignored library policy and kept the $14 book for way too long.  They called her house but she didn’t answer.  They mailed her reminders and got no response.  So they called the cops.  The cops arrested her and released her on a $250 bond.   That’s what you get.   Return your fucking books.  That’s how the library works asshole!

Man Kills Babies He Fathered with Daughter - What the hell is wrong with people?  Some sick fuck in Missouri raped his teenage daughter and got her pregnant. 4 times.  Then he killed 2 of the babies. Authorities aren’t sure about the 3rd one and the 4th one is in State custody.

The bastard stuffed the babies bodies in a cooler.  The girl’s mother let it all happen and even hoped her daughter would have a boy.  Sick, sick, fuck!

Police Pepper Spray Snowball Fight - Now there’s your tax dollars at work. Nothing like throwing a few benjamins at a college snowball fight.  The campus police in Carolina thought nothing of it either.  When 200 East Carolina University students busted out in a snowball fight the campus police tried to step in.  The students bumrushed them and got pepper sprayed.  Ha!  LMAO!

Tags: Angelina Jolie, goat thief, snowball fight

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