Fucked Up Friday News

// by Tater Lady Today's news is really fucked up.  Let me share this with you... Nigerian Goat Implicated for Grand Theft Auto - I don't make this shit up!  So there was these 2 ...

I Am Not A Walking Phone Book

// by Tater Lady My husband thinks I'm his personal phone book. Whenever he needs a number he says “what's so and so's phone number?” and he honestly expects me to just spit ...

Biblical Bullshit

// by Tater Lady There have been some things on my mind lately.  In the religion department.  Someone recently used the phrase "pearly gates" in my presence and it has bugged me ever since. ...

Granny Panties

// by Tater Lady I discovered something! It's nothing worthy of a fucking nobel prize but who cares. What I discovered is granny panties. I don't mean I just discovered them ...

The New and Improved Raunchy Taters

// by Tater Lady The new Raunchy Taters looks great!  I updated the software to the newest version of WordPress.  There are some awesome new bells and whistles.  Check out the comment section.  The ...

I Wanna Lick His Mole!

// by Tater Lady That's what she said! I swear it. My friend Rhonda had been stalking this guy for weeks. Now I know why. Apparently he has “the fucking weirdest looking ...