I Am Not A Walking Phone Book
My husband thinks I'm his personal phone book. Whenever he needs a number he says “what's so and so's phone number?” and he honestly expects me to just spit ...January 20th, 2009
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The New and Improved Raunchy Taters
The new Raunchy Taters looks great! I updated the software to the newest version of WordPress. There are some awesome new bells and whistles. Check out the comment section. The ...January 1st, 2009
I Wanna Lick His Mole!
That's what she said! I swear it. My friend Rhonda had been stalking this guy for weeks. Now I know why. Apparently he has “the fucking weirdest looking ...January 1st, 2009
Bad Santas and Other Odd Christmas Ramblings
I stumbled across a news story on the internet earlier today about a man who got naked on a rooftop, fell into the chimney shaft and was found stuck and ...December 10th, 2008
Pissed off Pussy
Don't Fuck With My Cat!October 27th, 2008
Side Effects of Watching Clean House
There was a time in my life when I was obsessed with my house being spotless. Open cabinet doors, grime in the sink, dust on the television and other normal ...October 1st, 2008
Panty Thieves
I was driving in the car this morning with the radio on. There's a man and woman doing their normal morning talk-show routine. One of them mentions that there was ...September 23rd, 2008
Walk it Off, Biotch!
I went to the doctor on Tuesday. Well, wait I should probably back up a bit. A couple of weeks ago I went to the doctor because I was having ...August 30th, 2008
Ding Dong Dirty Dave is Dead!
Way back in the day there used to a tattoo shop in town who's owner was referred to as "Dirty Dave." Why he was called Dirty Dave is a long ...July 2nd, 2008
The Plumbing Doctor
When I was at work today I had to run an errand. Part of my job requires it. I can’t tell you where I go because it’s Michael’s ...June 14th, 2008
Saying Goodbye to Talk Sex with Sue Johanson
Legendary talk show host of Oxygen Channel's Talk Sex with Sue Johanson said goodbye a couple of nights ago. This crazy old lady knew everything there was to know ...May 26th, 2008
Cause I Roll Like That
I like to share. I like to share all sorts of things; clothes, shoes, husbands - you know, all the usual stuff. One of my favorite things to share is ...May 9th, 2008
Loose in San Francisco
I’ve been anti-social lately and for that I apologize. I’ve had so many things going on around me that I haven’t had much energy left for blogging. Hopefully ...April 19th, 2008
