Fucked Up Friday News

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Today's news is really fucked up.  Let me share this with you... Nigerian Goat Implicated for Grand Theft Auto - I don't make this shit up!  So there was these 2 guys in Nigeria. They stole a car.   According to ...

Fucked Up Friday News - Halloween Night ‘08

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British Booze Bars Shrink Beverages – It’s going to be a hell of a lot harder to get a buzz going for the Brits.  Weights and Measures has decided that beer should be served in sizes smaller than the traditional ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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Woman rips off man’s balls and tries to eat them – Some British chick was having drinks with her ex-boyfriend and a few friends earlier this week and got into an argument with the ex. The argument turned into ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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Testicles Banned from Public If you have rubber nuts hanging from underneath your pickup truck then you might want to dress those puppies because Lionel Spruill, a Virginia lawmaker is trying to have them snipped.  During an interview Spruill claimed that ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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*Tip of the day – Never throw rocks through the window of a McDonald’s restaurant in your underwear.  A man from Memphis Tennessee learned this the hard way after he was shot for kicking a neighbor’s window, stripped off his ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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Woman finds 1200 pound horse in her swimming pool - That says it all doesn’t it? An award winning show horse named Mountain, from Knoxville Tennessee wandered on to a strange woman’s property and fell into her swimming pool. ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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It’s Fucked Up Friday News time once again. I promised I’d have it posted on time this week so here she blows. Enjoy. Some cheap bastard (or bastard-ess) stole 350 bras from a Victoria Secret store in a Flagstaff Arizona Mall ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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I’m late again, I know but I was so busy yesterday writing and posting that I ran out of time. I started working on FFF last night but I was too tired and went to bed. I promise next ...

Fucked up Friday News

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Ok I know, I missed Friday again. I have nothing to say for myself and my obvious lack of follow through but gimme a break, I did post yesterday. ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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Little Mermaid Ceremony Makes a Splash - Danish people are severely fucked up! A group of girls wearing only bikinis were driven away from their Mermaid ceremony on Wednesday by a group of protesters. The ceremony is to ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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Here’s another look at this week’s fucked up news.Nun Robbed but Had No Money – Some dumb fucker in Wisconsin kidnapped a nun yesterday and made her drive him around for an hour looking for money. She told the ...

It’s Fucked Up Friday News Time

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Ok folks it's another Fucked Up Friday and it's time for the news.  Since I've previously focused on sex related topics I've decided this weeks news will center around fucked up religious  news.  Satan Is Suing Ottowa - Self-appointed party ...

Fucked Up Friday News

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Ok so it isn't Friday, I know that but since I didn't get my butt moving and make the post yesterday I decided to make up for it today.   I've missed posting the last couple of Fridays because of my ...