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Racism in Outer Space?


Written by Tater Lady.

I was thinking…. Don’t look at me like that, sometimes I think! Anyway, I was thinking about how someday man might inhabit an alien planet and I wondered if racism would still exist, even in Outer Space. I think maybe racial ...
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Twitter, Tweet, Twiddly-dee


Written by Tater Lady.

I'm on twitter now.  I don't know why but I am.  I don't have very many followers but I can't imagine who would want to follow me.  Anyway I"m on twitter and once in a while I'll be tweeting.  Did ...
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7 Ways to Go Fuck Yourself


Written by Tater Lady.

We've all heard someone yell “Go Fuck Yourself!” You've either heard it during the heat of an argument or on TV or wherever. The point is you've heard it. Some would argue that it is impossible to “Go Fuck ...
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French Dressing and Cottage Cheese


Written by Tater Lady.

I don't care what you say, there is nothing appetizing about this combination. There are certain foods you do NOT mix together people! A few minutes ago I was sitting here watching the news with my husband and he told ...
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Fucked Up Friday News


Written by Tater Lady.

Today's news is really fucked up.  Let me share this with you... Nigerian Goat Implicated for Grand Theft Auto - I don't make this shit up!  So there was these 2 guys in Nigeria. They stole a car.   According to ...
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I Am Not A Walking Phone Book


Written by Tater Lady.

My husband thinks I'm his personal phone book. Whenever he needs a number he says “what's so and so's phone number?” and he honestly expects me to just spit out. A few minutes ago he wanted to call a local ...
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Biblical Bullshit


Written by Tater Lady.

There have been some things on my mind lately.  In the religion department.  Someone recently used the phrase "pearly gates" in my presence and it has bugged me ever since.  Putting it down on the Tater usually helps the madness ...
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Granny Panties


Written by Tater Lady.

I discovered something! It's nothing worthy of a fucking nobel prize but who cares. What I discovered is granny panties. I don't mean I just discovered them as in I never heard of them. What I ...
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The New and Improved Raunchy Taters


Written by Tater Lady.

The new Raunchy Taters looks great!  I updated the software to the newest version of WordPress.  There are some awesome new bells and whistles.  Check out the comment section.  The comments are integrated with intense debate, twitter, facebook  and more.  ...
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I Wanna Lick His Mole!


Written by Tater Lady.

That's what she said! I swear it. My friend Rhonda had been stalking this guy for weeks. Now I know why. Apparently he has “the fucking weirdest looking mole under his eye” that caught her attention. It ...
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Apostolic Pentecostals vs Me; The War Rages On!


Written by Tater Lady.

I wrote 3 articles that I thought nobody would read.  I was way off the mark.  To date these 3 articles are my most read.  They are also my most controversial. Apparently apostolics don't appreciate me calling them a  cult and ...
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Fucked Up Friday News - Halloween Night ‘08


Written by Tater Lady.

British Booze Bars Shrink Beverages – It’s going to be a hell of a lot harder to get a buzz going for the Brits.  Weights and Measures has decided that beer should be served in sizes smaller than the traditional ...
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Pissed off Pussy


Written by Tater Lady.

 Don't Fuck With My Cat!  
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